The Grumpy Saddle

The which entitles clicking your ankle and or cankle to the back of your leg nonstop while playing Paddy-Cake with a friend. (A very hard dance to perfect.)

"Make room on the dance floor!" "That couple is about to do the grumpy saddle!

The Grumpy Saddle by Koch Master June 22, 2009

Kentucky Saddle

When you poop on someone's chest and the consistency of the poop resembles fried chicken.

"How did your date go last night"
"Pretty good I gave her the old Kentucky Saddle"

Kentucky Saddle by KFC456 May 12, 2019

ride side-saddle 

1. To be an effeminate (often homosexual) man; hence, side-saddler.
2 a. To engage in effeminate equitation.
2 b. To engage in effeminate sex.

Jeremy isn't really into girls, women, ladies, whatever; he likes to ride side-saddle, if you know what I mean. Eye-ee, he is a gay.

ride side-saddle by Tama Boyle January 20, 2007

Daddy saddle 

A clever device used in the same manner as a horse saddle, a wide belt straps around the waist with saddle stirrups at each side. A child will comfortably climb on daddy’s back while holding onto his shoulders.

Lasagnia, Baby...?
Can ya daddy saddle yo' baby'sdaddy ta da King Colt swapmeet? and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

Daddy saddle by 2myhttp April 24, 2006

Greek Saddle 

Removal of the saddle that came originally with your bike, resulting on having to sit on the metal tube. A delicacy particularly appreciated by the male gay population, especially the Greeks.

Themistoklis (sad tone): "I wish I could sleep on my bike..."
<popping sound as he removes himself>

Greek Saddle by Daveeed August 26, 2005

Mud Saddle 

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

Mud Saddle by mama lucien March 26, 2005

Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

Cow Saddle by B. Wow, B. Wowed May 13, 2011