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pikey stones 

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!
pikey stones by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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stoner couple

two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.
Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.
stoner couple by 305stoner December 17, 2009

Stoner speedball 

A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.
Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?

Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'
Stoner speedball by BME222 January 3, 2010

Stiletto Stoner 

Women who have got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. These are smart, successful women who light up in their off-hours.

These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.
Me & my boss are stiletto stoners; everyday we work so hard to accomplish goals. At the end of a grueling day, there is but only one way, to relax!
Stiletto Stoner by X___T May 23, 2010

Colossal stoner 

Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
Colossal stoner by RoseTea April 8, 2012

Stoner Steve

a fat pothead whose name is Steve


a male who sells or smokes cannabis


he who deals the weed


the man that makes me high
Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at
Stoner Steve by Sean Fitzpatrick October 19, 2008

The Rolling Stones 

Formed in 1962, the rolling stones are a rock band that rose to fame during the british invasion. Their sound was a raw and angry alternative to the beatles. Some early songs include satisfaction, under my thumb, paint it black, & get off my cloud.

The stones were seen as a very good band until 1968's beggar's bqanquet. After that album they transformed into the greatest rock band on earth and they released a string of abums that are classics such as let it bleed, sticky fingers, and their magnus opus exile on main st.

Their next few albums while good, were looming in the shadow of exile. That all changed with 1978's Some Girls.
A Fusion of Disco, Punk, and the classic "stones-y" sound, it is one of the most challenging records to date.

In the early 80's they released Emotional Rescue and Tattoo You which produced new stones classics such as start me up and waiting on a freind.

Mick Jagger and Keith Richards relationship began to sour and as a result made some less than stellar albums such as undercover and dirty work. But they pulled it together and put aside their diffrences for their comeback 1989's steel wheels and then launched their biggest tour to date.

They are still together and every tour for them seems to become the most suscessfull tour ever.
The rolling stones are the greatest rock band ever.

You have not lived till you see them live.
The Rolling Stones by futuramafan December 21, 2010