splooge mcgoo

1 who splooges in a bitches mouth and then makes out with her resulting in drinking his own man juice.

tim liesten of naperville illinois splooge mcgoos every ugly fat bitch he can get his dick in.

by gangsta flex January 15, 2005

Splooge Clues

Popular children show in which children of all ages get extremely wet and sticky with ejaculatory fluids known a cum or semen.

"I was watching Splooge Clues and this guy just cummed all over this little girl's face."

by Cum Dictator October 18, 2009

amuse splooge

Similar to an amuse-bouche, a complimentary ejaculation in a persons mouth before the main course.

"Dinner was really great but the amuse splooge was a little salty."

by JackHammer33 March 14, 2014

splooge jelly

to exhibit large amounts of jealousy

I splooge jelly every time I see someone ridin' in a Lambo.

by JBry tha boss June 2, 2014

Sock Splooge

semen in a sock after a guy ejaculates

Dude, you're so stupid, you should have been sock splooge or swallowed

semen splooge sock swallowed

by emg67 February 23, 2015

splooge tube

a penis that can spunk up to 3 feet.

i pounded that cunt with my big ass splooge tube

by penisdickholeshitsplooge November 24, 2016

splooge bag

A high school assistant principal who is always uptight and thinks he Jesus Christ himself, biggest douchebag, cunt on this planet and gives students detention, and suspension for no fucking reason, especially when there's "no proof", he's also a liar and doesn't stick to his word so he's a hypocrite as well.

The assistant principal at Carle Place middle school high school is a complete splooge bag

by Maudie November 24, 2016