The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.
Oh dear, there's a skid lentil
by Zanga7 March 30, 2017
by Rdukes October 28, 2017
When you're getting fast and furious anal in the missionary position and your partner pulls out and tells you to scoot back fast do he can shoot his load on you...but as you're trying to move back you leave a LONG SKID on the sheets like s Nascar driver.
Damn girl, you put a serious LONG SKID on my new sheets. Now go take a shower and clean your ass up while I do some laundry.
by Westsidegal December 04, 2018
A skid pig is Aussie slang for a cheap but great burnout car they usually are found with stockys on the front and flat tyre wheels on the back. Another feature is they usually have no muffler in tradition it is chopped off when bought. You can take your skid pig to your local maccas an do skids in the car park. The 2 most common types of skid pigs are a vt commy and an au falcon. You can find these skid pigs are most common at your local Dan Murphys or bws, they are commonly spotted in Albion park and dapto
by Vs commy Ute August 29, 2022
A actual Pig of a person that often takes part in doing skids.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
However these skids come in multiple forms. A primary one being doing doughies in the carpark or even up a suburban street for fuck sake.
Another form of skids that a skid pig might take part in is their fucking pants. Yes you read that right, that have the tendency not to wipe, creating the most devious and fucked skids marks in their fucking underwear.
Person 1: "Oi cunt! there's a fucking skid pig doing doughies out the front"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
Person 2: "AH for FUCK sakes! I can smell the cunt from here, holy fucking shit he reeks of actual SHIT!"
Person 1: "Fuck I hate Skid Pigs, there even worse when they have a fully grown out unwashed mullet"
by Operator Duck June 14, 2023
That fuck up in your life named Mark who's best day ended in themselves being nothing more than a skid mark
by BamBaLamSlamma June 24, 2023
When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.
by GuppyJoy December 24, 2015