Something intended to be only a fart but is accidentally accompanied by shit. These frequently occur during bouts of diarrhea. Past tense is sharted.
by The Real T-Rex November 07, 2007
1. When trying to force out a fart, you suddenly get more than you bargained for. Often this results in the need to immediately ditch your now-soiled underwear.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
2. Trying to fart, but, instead, first you do it, then you say it.
While waiting for her mother to get out of the store, little Becky sharted in her car seat. Her mother drove all the way home wondering what the hell the smell was.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
Joe was trying to force a fart when suddenly he sharted, and the place began to stink. "Oh shit, it's shit!" exclaimed Joe, as he ran out the side door to go home and change his underwear.
by Kalisiin June 10, 2010
by Tego March 14, 2005
by Harry Hardcastle January 26, 2009
Denise: What's that smell?
Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.
Denise: Eh?
Polly: You know, I sharted.
Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.
Denise: Eh?
Polly: You know, I sharted.
by mrausch June 01, 2009
by dvdsarescary July 26, 2010
When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.
by Super_Arj September 30, 2007