Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017

scrotum neck

Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.

That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard

by Jackball April 30, 2005

scrotum scraper

A male homsexual's beard.

Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!

by sbo December 14, 2011

flying scrotums

during rare and unusual pubatory activity, the testicles and the scrotum sack detach and shoot twoards neptune, thus being called in the medical profession, F.S.S. (Flying Scrotum Syndrome)

Also a popular Christian rock band

I was on a walk and balls detached, and flew away, and I said hey, that's one high flying scrotum.

by anonymous ball smacker March 21, 2003

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 03, 2008

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 04, 2009

Scrotum cap

To skin your/someone's scrotum and wear it as a swimming cap so when you/they jump into the water it shrinks and squeezes your/their head until it explodes. A person with strong autism is described as a scrotum cap.

Phan is such a scrotum cap.

You're going to get scrotum capped mate.

by rainbowserpent June 08, 2014