Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.

"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."

by A.O.B.L. October 15, 2023

Cinderella Scramble

(noun)

1. A tragically elegant moment when an egg is flipped-intentionally or not-and lands directly on your feet, often resulting in mess, mild shame, and inexplicable grace

I tried to flip the omelet and pulled a total Cinderella Scramble. My socks are breakfast now.

by The Phantom Observer July 23, 2025

Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.

Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.

by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025

Scrambling sket

When 5 or more men fit their Kongo rock into a tight pussy and the woman falls into a deep sleep . When they wake up they are surrounded by 5 Mandingos who slap her silly , she falls on the floor and can’t move .

Hey bro what happened to that girl we fucked ?
She was a scrambling sket after we were done with her

by FreddieMFC June 24, 2019

Sconnie Scramble

When a Wisconsite scrambles eggs by vigorously clapping together his, her, or their asscheeks.

Baby darling: “oh Ron, I’m really craving a Sconnie Scramble after that hayride.”

Ron: “No problem baby darling, I’ll get right to shaking my moneymaker!”

by William Fuckner January 14, 2022

9:30 Scramble

Makin' a fat egg scramble when the boys need a big meal at 9:30pm

*takes bong rip*
man it's time for a 9:30 scramble

by TheBoys1492 June 17, 2018

coat hanger scramble

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021