Sydney Roosters

One of the oldest (Est. 1908) and by far the best NRL teams in the competition. The Roosters made the grand final in 4 of the last 5 seasons. Often hated buy uneducated bogans and westies because the Roosters home is in Bondi, one of the more elite sea side suburbs of Sydney, therefore are seen as "the rich kids"

Dave; lets all go to the footy, the Sydney Roosters are playing
Ben; nah screw that, they’re shit
Dave; yeah you’re right lets just stay in the ghetto tonight and get pissed again
Ben; yeah mate lets show the world how proud we are of living in the western suburbs and acting like rednecks!

by andie_s April 6, 2006

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Urban Rooster

n. A dog which barks in the early morning hours and awakes people from their sleep, similar to a rooster on a farm.

The neighbor's 'urban rooster'dog wakes me up every morning at the crack of dawn.

by Walter 'Bearstradamus' Brzeski July 26, 2010

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Red Rooster

When a man has sexual intercourse with a chicken or rooster (Preferably a rooster, hence the name) And when almost arriving at ejaculation, kills the poultry by breaking its neck, and then removing the head and inserting it into the anus for further stimulation whilst ejaculating as the beak still moves for few seconds after death due to it's nerves.

A Red Rooster provides much satisfaction for those with fetishes as a Red Rooster is a combination of Sexual Intercourse, Necrophilia, Beastiality, Rape and is generally just plain vulgar.

(Whilst on a farm)

Joe: Wow nice looking poultry bob, keen for a uh.. Red Rooster?
Bob: Why thanks Joey, ah w-wait what the-.. Get the FUCK outta my farm!

by PloughDough March 31, 2009

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