when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.
Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."
by Pete Dick September 13, 2009
The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.
by Micste March 14, 2007
False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans
Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.
by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009
Dead body reported is used when a player in the right now popular game Among us finds a dead body wich has been killed by the Impostor, its also used as a meme whenever someone gets roasted hard.
Person 1: Words can’t describe how ugly you are.
Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Person 1: Aww thx!
Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10
DEAD BODY REPORTED
Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Person 1: Aww thx!
Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10
DEAD BODY REPORTED
by The neighbor kid September 11, 2020
A situation where multiple users abuse the 'report' button on Quora.com. It usually happens when a group of Quora users attempt to silence someone or take down his/her answer by constantly reporting the victim, it’s like an online form of lynching akin. The reason mob reporters do this is because they know Quora’s moderation is unfair and often bans users for without explanation (it’s a well-known fact that Quora’s moderation is broken and unjust).
Rima Al-Najjar is possibly a victim of mob reporting from Zionists who were offended by her pro-Palestine answers. She was banned and is now suing Quora for that ban.
Another notable example is Mike Mukluk, an ex-Muslim who criticizes Islam often in a sarcastic tone which angers lots of Muslim Quora users who have mob reported him on multiple occasions.
There are numerous other examples of users who have been banned or are suffering from mob reporting.
Another notable example is Mike Mukluk, an ex-Muslim who criticizes Islam often in a sarcastic tone which angers lots of Muslim Quora users who have mob reported him on multiple occasions.
There are numerous other examples of users who have been banned or are suffering from mob reporting.
by MakMokMik December 7, 2020
Formally 'negative reputation report', occassionally 'bad reputation report', most commonly 'bad rep report' and sometimes 'bad rep rep' is a complaint sent to Microsoft about another Xbox Live user. Bad rep reports are usually used as a threat to other Xbox Live users, particularly by sore losers and players who think they are leet and thus bad rep reports are sometimes called 'a noob's best friend'.
Filing a bad rep report does next to nothing in either the short-term or long-term, and is generally a waste of time to do. However, it does help arrogant players feel re-assured that they are better than everyone else.
Filing a bad rep report does next to nothing in either the short-term or long-term, and is generally a waste of time to do. However, it does help arrogant players feel re-assured that they are better than everyone else.
I was playing some Domination on Wasteland yesterday and some kid was chatting to his friends loudly. I politely asked him if he'd move the conversation to a private party chat and then suddenly he started insulting me and filed a bad rep report on me for "trash talking".
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 12, 2010
KC royals report: hey jules can i get some CBT
Jules: dude chill we’ve done it 27 times already
KCroyalsreport: dude cmon
Jules: NO!
Hades Johnson: I’ll take your offer.
Jules: God what a KCroyals report.
Jules: dude chill we’ve done it 27 times already
KCroyalsreport: dude cmon
Jules: NO!
Hades Johnson: I’ll take your offer.
Jules: God what a KCroyals report.
by Buffsky March 24, 2021