relationship zoned

The opposite of friend zone. The Act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. So you tell everyone you two are dating.

Boy: don't kiss me you know we are just friends.
Girl: I relationship zoned you and that's the end of it. Now let me kiss you and buy me things.

Lunch out now become dinners and movies. And you begin to have forced sexual intercourse.

by theefreedom February 10, 2014

Playtonic relationship

Playtonic Relationship: when two people are comfortable around each other enough to make jokes about being together with out ever getting together. More than a friendship; but never anything besides innocent remarks between two close people: very evident the two care for each other, although there is usually a lack of verbal varification you do as it is usually spent making fun of each other and making dirty jokes.

"It's a strictly playtonic relationship."

by Jdndoelnskdn August 2, 2015

relationship goals

when two people are in a relationship and girls envy them, usually a celebrity couple or popular couple in high school

"omg brenda and austin are relationship goals!"

by fender101 January 13, 2015

Business Relationship Manager

The Epitome of the Idle, Cock Sure Useless Manager's within the IT Industry. Abilties include a total lack of knowledge of the architecture they are supporting, sitting comfortably with a high degree of arrogance and total lack of respect for the people actually doing the required work. Recognizable by the total lack of any pro-active abilties, often identifiable by the fact they only appear when an issue occurs for the customer they look after, and thereafter show the "Follow the Ball" syndrome until some poor bastard end up with the thankless task of sorting out the problem. They will then set up camp behind said person, haranguing the person with inane stupid questions until
a) Problem is resolved
b) Resolver cannot take anymore and guns down entire office with a AK 47 .
Sometimes know under the guise of Partner Services Manager or Service Delivery Manager

"Hey Jack, theres a High Priority Case Just been raised"

"Shit, Head's Down, there's a BRM turned up and he looks like he's up for a ball chasing session"

BRM: Business Relationship Manager

by Rockaroundtheclock1972 November 22, 2009

headass relationship

A couple who is clingy, cannot live without each other

That's such a headass relationship

by BuyMeAPopsicle*WinkyWink* March 11, 2017

relationships

doomed from the start

relationships, either way your fucked

by mimmleflog October 8, 2006

Relationship Inertia

In the absence of an external force, a relationship in motion tends to stay in motion. This is when a couple has been together for a long time, and even though they don't seem overly happy with the situation, they stay in the relationship because why not. They are comfortable and probably too scared to experience a dramatic change and take their chances alone or with someone else. When asked, they individually might say that they do not want to marry their current significant other, but they have no plans to end the relationship and everyone pretty much assumes they will in fact get married even though their relationship has lacked a spark for quite a while. Eventually the urge to experience what life outside of the stagnant relationship has to offer is overcome by the fear that now it might be too late or not worth it and so people often succumb to RI, accepting lifelong mediocrity, perpetual what-ifs, and inevitable divorce down the road. RI usually causes more strife for all parties in the long run than it does if an individual acts proactively to avoid it and deals with the short term consequences. The longer RI exists, the more difficult it is to escape mentally, emotionally, and socially because of the awkwardness it would cause among family and friends if the relationship ended abruptly, as well as the overwhelming and growing guilt felt by the person who decides to end it.

Relationship inertia is sometimes seen when a couple gets into a serious relationship at a young age, such as in high school, and then stays together for many years and/or through college even if they have outgrown each other, especially if one or both of the individuals' only sexual partner has been the other in which case anxiety about sexual experience and an overly-stressed sense of loyalty also stabilize RI.

by Anonymous23265381 October 10, 2013