QUEEF

a vaginal flatulation produced when air gets trapped within the upper folds of the inner lips and gets trapped deep within; subsequently, a salvo of fishy-smelling vaginal wind is expelled, making you feel as though you're at Fulton's Fish Market on a windy day. Could I get a pound of fresh salmon, please?
The audible sound and substantial wind produced by my wife in bed was not caused by her shitblaster. The covers flew up over our heads with a raging fury, only to realize she had queefed!
by weave September 01, 2003
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queefing

When a dude who's a real pussy whines about not being included in shit. It's the sound of lips flapping around due to complaints and tears.
Friend #1: I'm never invited to depot events queef, queef, queef.

Friend #2: Quit queefing you camel bitch.
by Cricket Choadster January 31, 2009
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QUEEF

After i ate owt colleen, she let owt a huge queef
by eazyd November 30, 2003
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Queef

air that is released out of the vigina after the penis has hibernated and then spring came. ofter followed by an expression of what the F ??
by Ali February 21, 2003
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Queef

ahahahahah she pussy farted at me
by chatham October 06, 2003
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queef

queef: Sound created when oxygen that has
accumulated to a fairly excessive ammount
finally is discharged from vagina.
Although his penis was of average size, he could not possibly fill her vastness, therefore with each in and out stroke,large quantities of air preceded his every thrusting motion.
by G.E.Tyrone May 12, 2005
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queef

an air bubble of gas that travels up the front of your crotch and burns a little.
Damn! I thought I was going to fart in the bathtub, but it ended up a queef
by mastameg February 06, 2010
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