Qualify

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.

Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!

by D*Nyce* March 4, 2009

quacomole

1) A pasty substance made primarily of compressed ducks. Often served on nachos.

2) A commond mispelling of 'guacomole'

3) A vain attempt to create a new internet trend

Chuck Norris choked on some quacomole. O RLY? YA RLY.

by Gharnl August 28, 2008

qual

another way of saying cool

That's very qual

by Parkes January 25, 2003

Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

qual tits

drug that is legally sold in mexico

hey look at squig master flex pop that qual tits!

by Gary Busci July 26, 2003

qualakin

adjective. What an OG (let him tell it, he's broke as hell) may do while reminiscing about his life. Gibberish/nonsense

Hey Chris, did you hear the guy in the cardboard box "qualakin"about the broad he knocked the other night?

by San Jo Mike December 25, 2004

Qualitaristic

To define a quality and characteristic of an individual, person, place, time, setting, set, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.

"Well that's just one of the qualitaristics of your friends...they're good people."

by GelCap203 August 6, 2006