Christmas Present Relative

A family member, who’s only benefit in your life is to give you Christmas presents, especially in your youth.
Uncle Jerry wasn’t really around, he was really a Christmas Present Relative
by GuppyKing101 September 11, 2020
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homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him
did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !
by jiagg April 03, 2023
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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
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Big sis present

AirPods are what big sisters deserve ,they NEED airpods
Big sis present has to be AirPods.
by Yhhh1737 May 16, 2022
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Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover
My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.
by Hungover March 07, 2013
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The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
by Cutekittys May 05, 2023
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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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