Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 12, 2020

Potato

A potato is a potato

Man look at that potato...

by Dcaccavano June 23, 2017

Potato

A fruit

Potato

by Lpskitten July 27, 2017

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton November 30, 2015

Potato

A potato is a object that is comprised of 67% water and the rest potato

hey i just ate 4 potatoes and got all of my daily water needs!

by PLAY DEFLY.IO PLS ITS GOOD December 19, 2018

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 02, 2019

Potato

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound

Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound

-Comethazine

by Bs11111111111 August 27, 2019