What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.
Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"
by campos laney jones March 19, 2009
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pokey bum fanny wank part 2

pokey bum fanny wanks part 2 are often described as one male to visciously insert his fingers into his anus whilst knocking his whacker with madam palm and her 5 daughters. However why don't the woman have a term that can be used?

Women can ferosiously enter their left hand into the anus and their right into the vagina. At points during this activity, the woman may feel the fingers hitting the anus and fanny wall.
''Karen enjoys her pokey bum fanny wank part 2 simply because george can never do it!''
by BeckiBbz December 12, 2006
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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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hokey pokey ass nigga

A ¨Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga¨ is somebody that usually does questionable homo-erotic things to another person.
Leo: ¨Man Hunter is a Hokey Pokey Ass Nigga
Mercer: ¨I know right! He was trying to touch my dick last night at that party!¨
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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.
Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.
by Ben Fender September 08, 2019
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smokey pokey

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!
Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.
by L33TZOR September 22, 2013
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