Climatic Philosophy

Philosophy geared specifically towards addressing the atmosphere of the day and age of the contemporary. Each philosophy is conditioned to addressing the schools and branches in their modern existence. The examples being made are established by modern philosophers and used by societies in their political and social atmosphere.

My climatic philosophy is to stop smoking in order to be environmentally friendly.

by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022

weird porno philosophy

Unusual ideas and take-away themes from adult films or publications. The ideas/themes can be anything from amusing to disgusting to enlightening.

You can find weird porno philosophy from some of the following titles:

“Missionary Impossible”
“Romeo in Juliet”
“The Bone Ranger “
“Sorest Rump”

...and more...

by yes juanito yes August 31, 2022

philosophy

philosophy is a kind of way of thinking. some people study it and some other people look at their thoughts, so its kind of thinking about thinking. its like meta thought. youre thinking about yourself

bob: "i'm going to study some philosophy today"
jill: "that's cool socrates or plato?"
bob: "not sure probably some plato."

by 2hemingwaylane15239 November 13, 2022

Philosophy

When a person overthinks

Socrates: Hmm….I wonder why its called Mud is it because it feels muddy?

^^^ Philosophy

by ThatOneSwedishGuy April 22, 2022

Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.

Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...

by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022

Philosophy junkie

Someone who is addicted to philosophy. This can have both a positive and a negative meaning. It could simply be an enthusiast, or someone who's obsessed with faux self-help pseudophilosophy, which causes them to have a twisted self image and worldview.

I just like watching philosophy videos on Youtube. I'm not some philosophy junkie, I swear!

by Nugsson May 30, 2022

siomani philosophy

the form of gathering and adjusting to the e girl environment. another form of bagging e girls from left to right, top to bottom you name it. the philosophy of a dream one can study, but never understand. the idea of siomani and his philosophy. another form of this can be seen from siomani himself, a meow kink tactic, or a submissive aggressive experimental in-n-out top dominated bottom supporter kink, where siomani performs a act of winning over a e girl in a instant, one can not comprehend.

hey Dennis, am i able to learn of this siomani philosophy?

by brian🗿 June 2, 2022