Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

by Marc P November 2, 2008

person of the pasty persuasion

a white person; a cracker.

Q: What do you call one person of the pasty persuasion with 5 black guys?

A: A basketball coach.

by Nick D April 24, 2003

pasty white boy

A fucking boy who is white as Casper the ghost

Man Oliver is such a pasty white boy.

by Asdf1111111111 June 6, 2018

Nipple Pasties

Typically two slim thick pieces of fabric that are used to cover up the nipples of a male or female

Yo those nipple pasties pornhub released are dope I’m bouta cop

by P00NSlay3r22 October 21, 2019

pasty white pastrami

A derogatory term used by the brothas to mean a white Caucasian male. Describes the white male as very white, sticky like a pastry and adds a random similar sounding food item for good affect.

homie: yo pasty white pastrami I make u my bitch
white man: pasty white pastrami?? but I dont even get it...

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

smash my pastie

the process of a young girl getting laid for the first time.

Girl - "I hope I get laid tonight so I can have my pastie smashed"

by Phil the Pastie Smasher January 21, 2003