puck bunny

a teen who is oddly attracted to hockey girls and honestly obsesses over them in every way possible
“she really is a puck bunny. she went after the whole team.”
by fuckymeeeeee December 17, 2019
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Puck Slut

The girls that walk down the isle you are sitting in at a hockey game with their boobs hanging out are called puck sluts
by srebbie February 23, 2010
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Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.
My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)
by killerrabbit123 December 14, 2011
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Golden Puck Award

Widely recognized by most in any ice hockey playing New England boarding school, the recipient of the Golden Puck Award is given to the girl who was officially the biggest puck slut named by those on the boys hockey team at the end of the year.
"Haha look at that new girl all over the hockey players, she looks like such a slut, i'll put ten bucks down on her winning the Golden Puck Award this year."
by Nocciola July 19, 2009
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Puck to the Face Argument

An argument that an individual will make despite the fact they don't believe the central premise of their own argument. An argument that's made just to argue.
This is such a puck to the face argument, Chris, you don't even believe that WWF wrestling is real.
by RalphMonkey June 10, 2008
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puck you sir

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.
"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"
by R. Master Flex April 15, 2009
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