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Platonic facesitting

A dynamic physical activity involving two people, definitionally neither sexual nor romantic in nature, characterized by the uke adopting a superior position relative to the other participant, who, depending on circumstances, is described by theorists as the nage, tori, or shite. Lingual stimulation is neither necessary nor sufficient for an act to constitute platonic facesitting, but it has been observed with increasing frequency in the decades since the publication of the Henry Miller's "The Smile at the Foot of the Ladder", considered by Australian art critics to be the seminal text in the study of the phenomena. See for criticism the works of the Jakarta Nihilists, who argue, with shocking abruptness, that platonic facesitting is neither possible nor desirable.
I saw Sally and John engaged in platonic facesitting at the beach last Thursday. John used to talk about standing up for women's liberation, now he approaches the project from a different posture.
by TROPICAL_THEORY September 26, 2022
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platonic sloppy

Platonic sloppy is when you have a homie that you don’t want to date but you have a voracious desire to taste that shmeat
“Yo dude you’re like a brother to me but are you interested in some platonic sloppy toppy from yours truly?”
by Beastsquadhomiemaster December 13, 2022
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Platonic Lust

When one or two people want to stay friends while doing coupley things without the stigmas of a dating relationship
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platonic love

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
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platonic love

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
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platonic love

PLATONIC LOVE WON'T EXIST IF ELI AND CASSIE WERE ABORTED
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Platonic mutthi

“Platonic mutthi” refers to a unique and profound emotional bond characterized by deep conversations, the sharing of perspectives, and a connection so intense that pursuing a romantic relationship feels inappropriate.This dynamic involves a significant attraction on both emotional and intellectual levels, where individuals resonate deeply with each other’s thoughts and feelings.Despite this strong attraction, altering the nature of the relationship to a romantic one is seen as diminishing its purity.It embodies the most sacred form of intimacy between individuals of different genders or sexes while remaining entirely platonic.This phenomenon highlights the beauty of connection devoid of romantic entanglement, celebrating a deep sense of understanding and friendship.
Despite their deep emotional connection and shared intimacy, Kavan and Purdy cherished their platonic mutthi, knowing it was the most pious form of friendship.
by Psychedeliccutie August 3, 2024
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