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Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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Picture Recycler

Someone who re-uses or recycles old pictures of them on facebook for their profile, making it appear as if the picture is new. This is often used as a way to give the impression that the individual is just as hot as they were a few years ago, or to try and pretend they are on vacation in an exotic/desirable locale like they were a few years back, even though they are in fact not on vacation.
She's not really on vacation in Italy...she is still freezing her ass off in DC like the rest of us - she went there a few years ago with her parents. Jill is a total picture recycler; oh, and that picture was like 20 pounds ago, don't be fooled.
by eprice January 27, 2011
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Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.
Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party
by Stonechurch April 27, 2023
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taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.
by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019
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shirtless picture

The person that poste this type of pictures online , have, in fact, a small dick, probably microscopic
look at this shirtless picture of Jason (Jason's dick is 1 inch long)
by Jason 343 May 23, 2022
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Picture of health

to look very healthy
I can't believe there's anything seriously wrong with him - he's the picture of health.
by Dumbs dad April 12, 2015
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picture framin'

When a thug or thugette gets gold, silver or platinum around each tooth with original tooth still showing in the middle.
I know this girl, she's picture framin' her grill this weekend!
by Gmun June 21, 2014
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