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when the goat talks

When the truth comes out from a source that has tried to evade truthful presence. Hearing truth from one who never speaks it
"whoa i didnt know American spirit ripped their logo feom someone else"

"well, when the goat talks, thats when you f*cking know"
by psyzygy October 29, 2021
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when sheep fly

when your idea is so dumb and unrealistic that it's ugly to look at
Peter: I will be a robot one day and fly to the center of the earth!
Ronald: Yeah sure.... when sheep fly.
by iamdaonetheone January 1, 2019
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stucked when fucked

A very unique term given to a couple or pair of partners that come into an ER with the problem of the male or dominate male penis is either stuck because a sphincter or muscle not releasing the males penisfrom an analor vaginal orifice.
No joke this happened.

I'm in the ER and two guys walk in doing a conga line motion. one holding the other and sweating profusely , in one look I could tell the guy behind the other was in major pain, so I move him and his partner to a private room and ask what was wrong. One begins to tell me they met at a trans and gaybar and one thing led to another well they had begun to have intercourseand after a long couple of hours the receiving partner orgasmsand the muscles in his anus clenched the giving partnerspenis,and would not release it. So after a moment of muscle relaxing injections into the partners rectalarea the second partner begins to sigh in relief as to his pain level lowering. After a few long moments the giving partners penis pops out and he says with a straight face says. That's what I call being stucked when fucked.

After they left I laughed for a couple of minutes to how crazy that was. The same thing happened a month later with same guy giving and his wife. So wow.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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When you're on a horse

A phrase often repeated a significant amount of times to the point where it becomes an annoyance and no one really values their company or even their existence. The phrase relates to a certain situation, however leads to nothing, almost a cliffhanger to what is implied when your on a horse.
Luke: When you're on a horse

*proceeds to shit uncontrollably"
by Gore finger February 2, 2022
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slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.
Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.
by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007
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When Pigs Fly

A random gurl:can you join our litterature club

that mc who believes in gender equality like me: when pigs fly
by NeonPhantomFox October 2, 2020
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