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pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.
"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."
by pillboxhat June 2, 2010
mugGet the pole strapmug.

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.
John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.
by Teek1247 June 14, 2017
mugGet the packing polemug.

Pole Pals

When girls have slept with the same guys on different occasions.
Are you serious, you slept with Mike too. You know that makes you and Cady pole pals!
by COLORADOMILLION August 31, 2011
mugGet the Pole Palsmug.

foul pole

that chick TOTALLY gave me a foul pole.
by Scroseph April 8, 2007
mugGet the foul polemug.

Brotem Pole

A hierarchy used by bro's all over the world to establish supremacy and inferiority in a closed social order.
Bro, I get to wear the pink polo tonight and Patrick has to wear the white. Why? He's at the bottom of the brotem pole, Bro.
by Berkley McDousenheimer March 12, 2010
mugGet the Brotem Polemug.

Smoke the pole

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?
by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009
mugGet the Smoke the polemug.

pecker poles

Thin, straight, closely spaced young trees that grow up in a clearcut or other place where trees have been removed. Often poplars aka popples aka aspen. Heard in Vermont.
"Jeezum crow, Len, we gotta clear out them pecker poles wicked soon so's we can get the rig up in there before the ground thaws!"
by alan arcadia August 14, 2007
mugGet the pecker polesmug.

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