Basically, a Texas barbecue is when a bunch of rednecks get together and have an orgy.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Yes, you sick fucks, this does include family as well.
Mommy, where are you and Daddy going?
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
Mom - “Oh sweetly, me and Daddy are going to a Texas barbecue with the neighbors”
Sis -“What are you doing, step bro?”
Step bro -“I’m gonna take you to the Texas barbecue down the road!”
by Thatbitchwhosomehowisoffensive September 26, 2020
Get the Texas barbecuemug. Drinking challenge.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
You drink your first can, then duck tape a new one ontop, repeat this process till your staff is one can heigher that you.
Rules: if you wander more than an arms distance away from your staff you have to untape it down it and attach a new one on. If you spill a single drop you have to untape it down it attach a new one and do a shot.
This challange is played over a barbecue.
When you complete your staff you have become the wizard.
by Step lupid June 11, 2023
Get the Barbecue wizardmug. by gatto on drugs September 4, 2022
Get the barbecue bacon burgermug. Person 1: Fuck, we forgot the weed.
Person 2: it’s alright, my down stem is caked. We can have a Cuban Barbecue
Person 2: it’s alright, my down stem is caked. We can have a Cuban Barbecue
by Goagil February 19, 2020
Get the Cuban Barbecuemug.