Newell, WV

A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.

(Newell, WV)

by Frammed August 27, 2008

noellecake

the best tiktoker of the whole universe and don't try to deny it mf. anyways, he's the best 😕

person 1: yo do you know noellecake on tiktok?
person 2: yes they're the funniest tiktoker to exist mf

by a hot enby <3 July 16, 2021

Nouell

A man who claims to have a very large penis but actually has an unusually small one. Often inflates his shoes size 3 or 4 sizes to sell the lie.

This person is typically of Asian decent and will often use the expression "I'm half black, bitch" while pointing at his penis and creepily chuckling after saying it.

Nouell - "I've got a huge dick"

Anonyms - "Really, you're 5'2 and have small hands"

Nouell - "I'm half black, bitch" (pointing to his penis)

by does a bear shit in the woods? January 27, 2011

Novello

Descriptive word for someone who an ugly man-whore who cannot get laid no matter how hard they try. A person who is a Novello is someone who is also electronically retarded.

Stop trying to be so Novello!

by ryanbuddy June 29, 2011

Novella

A fuckin hardcore band featuring Tyler Konersman- Vocals, Josh Spohr- Guitar, David Curry- Guitar, Cory Lanemen- Drums, Sam Thomas- Bass/Vocals. Their vocalist screams like a cougar! xD
www.myspace.com/novella

novella is the shit! :D

by JakeScissorhands June 3, 2009

Gabe Newell

Synonymous with "lazy fuck" or "that fat lazy fuck".

Q: Why is Steam so awful.
A: Gabe Newell

by ColonelSuckMeOff January 15, 2019

novell

Novell Netware is well known to be the most secure operating system in existence. However, no one uses it, and the only reason it’s secure is because no one has any clue on how to use it.

What is this? DOS with network support?

by Skuzzi July 19, 2003