Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

Nigel

Nigel is a true chad😎, he can beat Louie in every way possible.
He is the best there is.
The best there was.
And the best there ever will be.

Nigel is so awesome

by A true chad November 23, 2021

a nigel version game fully employed

buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations

a nigel version game fully employed cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

BDS disabled nigel

an online incel who resembles similar disability traits to Stephen Hawkings. Inherent Jew features, olive skinned, beady little round eyes. making him look decidedly revolting to the opposite sex. likes to hook-up with black males from online chatrooms

a BDS disabled nigel with no friends

by mrs tosser July 18, 2025

Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls

I wish i was a nigel maybe my girlfriend stayed with me then

by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021

Nigel Farage

A full ostomy appliance. A literal bag of shit or piss.

Oh crap, I’ve got a Nigel Farage. I better head to the bathroom and empty him

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025

nigel goes

nigel is the best human ever. he has qualities that can inspire everyone. he puts the work in to achieve any task given. can be a bit of a cherry cha sometimes tho. all in all great person to have in a friend circle

big up that nigel goes for the inspiration

by youmammagay2 May 29, 2019