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Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'
Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
mugGet the Nigel Farage assmug.

lying nigel

Look it’s lying nigel again thinking he’s going to win an election
by Hellminion September 20, 2025
mugGet the lying nigelmug.

nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room
by mrs tosser October 1, 2025
mugGet the nigel suicide wankmug.

Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.
Oi, there's a Nigel over there.
by Jiggera June 3, 2018
mugGet the Nigelmug.

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving
by StgTax May 27, 2024
mugGet the Pulled a Nigelmug.

cupcake nigel

nigel acts the hard chatroom cunt but everyone here knows what a pathetic belly crawling invertebrate he really is. you survive on BDS pity alone
by mrs tosser November 8, 2025
mugGet the cupcake nigelmug.

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