nibbalations

Nibbalations is the unwritten yet also written book that never made it to the Bible. Some of the best verses of this book include Nibbalations 6:9 "She belongs to the streets"; Nibbalations 7:35 "If thou break the bro code, u bro no mo"; and finally Nibbalations 23:12 "If you late to the sesh, f*** you ni**a". Jesus Christ actually approves of this message, but it never made it into the bible because black people couldn't read or write back then.

Ay bro, you read Nibbalations 9:16? It says "If A Nigga Can Give You All His Time He Ain't Getting No Money".

by Laiden85 September 17, 2020

niall horan

the irsh golf loving princess

ITS NIALL HORAN THE IRSH PRINCESS BESTIES

by bobthebuilderfan May 8, 2021

niallsth0ng

The best account on tiktok!!

You really should follow @niallsth0ng on tiktok.

by Wednesdayxxxx122 June 23, 2021

Nibbleschitz

The poop that a nervous (rescued) puppy mill dog (with separation anxiety) drops when you leave them for any period of time. Then, partially eats out of some strange compulsion developed from being a crate-bound animal for most of its life.

Damn! I wonder how much nibbleschitz is on the tile in the back-room since we’ve been gone all day.

by maevcore October 1, 2022

Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

dick nibbler

One who nibbles dicks.

Harvey Milk paved the way for gay rights and dick nibblers everywhere! Now you can nibble dicks and be a school teacher, a daycare assistant, and a babysitter!

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

gotta niall

To disappear, seemingly off of the face of the earth; only to return sporadically and unexpectedly

based off of One Direction's Niall Horan

*unwanted drama appears*
me: "sorry guys, gotta niall"

by zouistrash July 23, 2016