National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass
Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could
by Usd_idka January 14, 2021
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National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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National Grab an Ass day

The day where you can grab your friends ass, boy or girl, with getting into legal trouble. This spectacular day is February 20th
Did you just grab my ass? I’m calling the cops! You can’t call the cops... it’s National Grab an Ass day
by ssssssssssssnnnnmal February 20, 2020
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National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.
She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).
by Yung A-Dolf April 12, 2018
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National Grab Ass Day 2

I participated in National Grab Ass Day 2 it was a blast ~ Kairos
by Silvia Johnson April 12, 2019
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National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*
by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 13, 2020
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