Wise Mystical Tree

its a wise mystical fucking tree. Are you over 25 and own a computer? if so than why the fuck are you wondering what it is
yo bro im over 25 and have a computer. My true religion is the wise mystical tree
by 23kgoldn October 13, 2022
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Dirty Mystic

When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.
Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.
by EsoMystic June 24, 2021
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Mystic Manson

The act of sucking ones own dick. Especially when in public or under peer pressure.
Discord Kid: Let’s get Ryan to suck his own dick on camera.
Discord Kid 2: Oh you mean get him to do a Mystic Manson?
by C.W. Longrod April 07, 2021
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mystical aqua

Mystical Aqua is a gachatuber who was known after her mini movie "Protecting the Female Alpha" and her series blew up. Her previous channel name was called "Gacha Audrey 200" but after she hit 1k subscribers, she decided to change her name to "Mystical Aquaツ", because she thought that her previous name was too common and a bit childish. She also mentioned that the name "Aqua" came from her nickname that was just supposed to be for fun, it was the only name she could think of at the moment, so she decided to use it. (This is based on her QnA video.)
by SlimyBlob746 November 21, 2020
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the mystic

I can't stop listening to the mystic, it's so good!
by Noctico July 07, 2017
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The Mystic Onion Man

After their adventure on the island of Engelbräckt, Malte Wegbratt and Vilmer Andersson had become seasoned adventurers. They continued to travel the land, searching for new challenges to overcome and new friends to meet.

One day, they heard a rumor about a mystic Onion man named Johan who possessed incredible powers of insight and foresight. Intrigued, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

Their journey took them through rugged mountains and dense forests, as they searched for clues about Johan's whereabouts. They spoke to villagers and traders, seeking any information that could lead them to the Onion man.

Finally, they reached a small village where they heard rumors of a strange hermit who lived deep in the forest. Believing this to be Johan, Malte and Vilmer set out to find him.

After a long and treacherous journey, they finally arrived at the hermit's abode. There, they found a thin and frail-looking man with a long beard and a deep sense of calm.

Introducing themselves, Malte and Vilmer told Johan about their many adventures and their desire to recruit him to their team. Johan listened carefully, his eyes seeming to see far beyond what was in front of him.
After a long pause, Johan spoke. "I will join you on one condition," he said. "You must help me find the lost temple of the Onions. It is a sacred place, where the power of the Onion is at its strongest. If we find it, I will use its power to help you on your adventures."

Malte and Vilmer readily agreed, eager to discover what secrets the lost temple held. They set out on a new quest, led by Johan's incredible insights and knowledge.

Together, they journeyed across deserts, through deep caves, and over raging rivers. Johan's powers proved invaluable, as he seemed to know just where to go and what to do at every turn.

Finally, after many months of searching, they found the lost temple of the Onions. It was a majestic and ancient place, filled with wonder and mystery.

As Johan promised, the power of the Onion was strong there. He used it to grant Malte and Vilmer incredible strength and wisdom, making them even more formidable in battle.

And so, with the addition of the mystic Onion man Johan to their team, Malte and Vilmer continued to travel the land, fighting evil and helping those in need. They knew that their adventures would never truly end, but with their unbreakable bond and their newly recruited ally, they felt confident that they could overcome any challenge that lay ahead.
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