muted knots

Muted Knot is a nick name of some one who is damaged but very humble in difficult situation some says he’s higher connected with the spiritual world as well nothing like a god but have out of this world critical thinking skills
Dude a muted knot is something like a Undefeated thinker I wouldn’t play with that !!

A muted knots is a built in brain u can’t find another muted knot
by 1BandSpeaking September 01, 2022
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muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus
Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night
by Jason Moran March 07, 2008
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mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.
Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Reverse-mute

Have you ever muted the TV during the commercials, only to unleash your wife's blabbering about some subject you couldn't care less about? I mean, commercials are annoying, but your wife puts them to shame. Well, you can't tell your wife to shut up, we all know how that ends, but what you can do is "reverse-mute" her.

The way the reverse-mute works is, just as your wife starts to really unload on the blabber, you un-mute the TV and jack up the volume to a level she can't compete with. In effect, you are silencing her because she can't compete with the loud TV.

As soon as she realizes the TV is too loud to compete with, she'll shut the hell up. At that point you mute the TV again and once again you have silence.
An annoying commercial had just kicked in on the TV, so I muted it. My wife took this as a license to tell me about some stupid movie she watched last night. Blah, blah, blah blah. On and on about the movie. Finally, I had enough, so I resorted to the reverse-mute at full volume. Not being able to compete, she finally shut up and we had peace and harmony again.
by Del Ritchie February 18, 2022
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mute em and shoot em

Look at that mute em and shoot em
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Muted Devil

When you got to take a shit at work and you know its gonna be stinky and loud so you run the hot water in the sink on top of a paper towel full of soap to kill the smell and drown out the noise
I muted devil several times at church, I don't know what I ate but I got the squirts
by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
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Mute the Zoom

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.
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