Greatest guy I know. Humble as fuck, will never hurt you. He's a king, though he may not know that. Knows how to make you feel better. Great at soccer, maybe even better than Ronaldo
He's also great with women and got a big dong.
He's also great with women and got a big dong.
by A-God November 20, 2022
Something venues say in order to forgo all liability in case someone gets hurt moshing the proper way.
A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
Annoying prick: "Woah dude, watch where you're moshing! I'm holding a beer! Mosh friendly, man! Wtf GAWD show some respect!"
Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show
*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.
*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show
*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.
*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
by qeefsonface September 09, 2012
1. Dont wanna get hit? Dont jump in the pit
2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit
3. If someone falls, pick them up
4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.
5. Dont throw kicks or punches
6. Dont be a douche bag
7. Stay hydrated
8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)
9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way
10. Have fun
2. Respect everyone like a close family/friend in and out of the pit
3. If someone falls, pick them up
4. If someone is injured/knocked out, get one or two people to help drag him/her out and wait for medics/security. Once they are there, continue.
5. Dont throw kicks or punches
6. Dont be a douche bag
7. Stay hydrated
8. DON'T CARRY FUCKING BABIES THROUGH
(I say this because I have seen two ladies do just that)
9. If there are women in the pit, do NOT touch them in any sexual way
10. Have fun
These are some Mosh Rules.
Mosh Rules: There they are
Mosh Rules: There they are
by The_broseph69 November 18, 2015
I wouldn't hit that. She had a 13lb baby! Who knows what her Mosh Pit looks like. You could probably fit four dicks in there.
by SleazyCorn July 05, 2018
Throw 'em in da mosh pit, stomp 'em in da mosh pit
Swing yo muthafuckin' fist and beat 'em in da mosh pit
Swing yo muthafuckin' fist and beat 'em in da mosh pit
by 901mk99 December 18, 2019
Moshe Rose is the ideal person to rely on to clean up the mess that you made, free of charge. He also could be your good sober friend, by taking you home, giving you a good place to puke, and finding you s convenient spot to pee. He could also be a great chiller, but to get him to places on time (like Walmart) is quite difficult.
Moshe Rose! Clean this up!
by Joe Momma 69 420 October 23, 2019
Ben Moshe is an old term from the Hebrew language, it is used to define something or someone that is extremely large, in the Hebrew language “Ben moshe” is the biggest size unit there is.
Today the most common use for “Ben Moshe” is to describe extremely obese individuals.
Today the most common use for “Ben Moshe” is to describe extremely obese individuals.
“Mount Everest is of Ben Moshe proportions “
“Noam is extremely obese and the kids at school always bully him by calling him “ben moshe” over and over again.
“Noam is extremely obese and the kids at school always bully him by calling him “ben moshe” over and over again.
by Mentallyweakharry July 31, 2023