Doing a Monty

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

by Man_5 September 6, 2013

Monty Soder

You would say this instead of Mountain Dew if you were a fucking nerd

Person 1: Want some Monty Soder?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up nerdy bitch

by random game mem thinkgs October 14, 2023

monty

A real man!!!

Monty is the man

by Discracy October 24, 2023

Monty is fat

Monty eats a lot, and his mom Heather is a baddy

Monty is fat and severely needs help

by XdFriv January 21, 2024

Monty

A little bitch, someone who’s weak, and dumb. Small man syndrome, with a big ego. Tiny feet, tiny … (you know).

“Don’t be a Monty.” or “He’s just being a Monty.”

by Doglover132564 April 24, 2023

Monty

A mighty fine muscular man whose handsome jawline and perfect body instantly makes any girl fall in love with him. His soulful voice and witty sense of humor makes everyone around him feel high. Some people think he’s too energetic, but really it’s only cus his spirit animal is a chameleon.

“Monty looked so fine at that party the other night!”

by M0nty54 November 20, 2023

Monty

Doesn’t know how to drop a scar when he says he is going to leading to the whole squad dying

Monty is an idiot

by MontyIsAnIdiot November 27, 2023