Morning After Shit

The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.

Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.

by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009

This morning

This morning ..

Confirmed ..

Why even bother keep writing now I know you speak total shit?

This morning

Just like every other

Hope your evening was just as deep ..

by LetsTalkAboutX May 6, 2023

Morning Tent

When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent

I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!

by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008

g-morning

A short use for ''good morning''

Hey man!! g-morning
how ya doing

by Shady C.T.R February 4, 2009

morning man

a slang term for penis.

doesn't take much to wake me just shake your morning man.

by therighteousregination August 2, 2009

morning weight

When someone weighs them self n the morning before eating so they think they weigh lighter than they are the rest of the day. Usually done to make oneself feel better about their body.

Stacy: *weighs herself* OMG! I'm losing so much weight!
Jessie: Girl, that's just your morning weight.

by Spam Happy August 29, 2009

Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up

by hanky hanks February 10, 2010