An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:
"Fuck"
The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuck"
The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"
That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
by Phauxed October 30, 2010
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Get the fuck hoes with money onnit mug.The man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids. Someone who represents the pinnacle of human crapulence. A term reserved for the most joyless wastes of protoplasm that shit all over the earth, sell us the bucket and order us to clean it up.
So Mr Cameron, we have chronic inner city decay, one million children being brought up in abusive homes and young men coming back from Afghanistan in bits. What do you plan to do about it?
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
Tax cuts for the rich.
You are the man who fucked the monkey which gave us aids
by DocFlox March 22, 2010
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1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.
-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
1 The third extant species of ape in the genus Pan, Fucking Monkeys (Pan pugnus) are a close relative of Common Chimpanzees (Pan troglodytes) and Bonobos (Pan paniscus). Like all great apes, Fucking Monkeys are members of the hominidae family and shares a remarkably similar genome to that of Humans (Homo sapien). But unlike most members of the hominidae family, Fucking Monkeys greatly lack the intelligence shared by its cousin species. Primal cognition, sophisticated social behaviour, status consciousness, and situational awareness all seem to be absent in this particular species. It is remarkable to observe that, considering its significantly reduced mental capacity in relation to other primate species, Fucking Monkeys have steered clear from the path to extinction since its first appearance 7 million years ago. It should also be noted that Fucking Monkeys are considered "least concern (LC)" status in the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Studies have been established by scientists and veterinarians from prestigious universities around the world to further research Pan pugus behaviour and its missing link to its outstanding survival rate.
-Origin
mid 16th cent.: may be of Germanic origin, and Latin "pugus" or "fist".
Me - "That Fucking Monkey! Lets hunt it down with a 1000-fps using pointed-pellets."
You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"
Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"
You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"
Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."
You - "I will pay half the price."
Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
You - "No, we can't do that. If we do it, Animal Rights Activists will press charges on us!"
Me - "No one likes Fucking Monkeys. Don't you know they are pests? They siphon time and money away!"
You - "Won't the 'prey' become enraged?"
Me - "Soon it will find out that it is detrimental to his social life."
You - "I will pay half the price."
Me - "Faggot fuck, you owe me a 20."
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hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D
by risque russian February 15, 2010
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by Hcnahme April 21, 2016
Get the fuck hoes get money mug.1. When one's goal is to fuck as many women and make as much money as possible, while simultaneously getting as fucked up as possible, on any hard street drug.
2. A multi-tasker.
2. A multi-tasker.
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