Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.

-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."

by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009

Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

by KRS922 February 4, 2017

Nigga Minute

A nigga minute is another way to say "long time". However it is officially defined as 25 years. This number comes from the average jail sentence for a male of the African decent.

Yo, i ain't seen you in a nigga minute!!

by Nigga 5 December 1, 2017

a long minute

Doing something for a long time without specifying the actual number of years.

As you can see from the grey in my beard, I've been teaching a long minute.

by DPotort January 16, 2019

Vida Minute

A minute that is actually 30-60 minutes.

She will call you back in a Vida Minute because she is picking up her kids from school.

by anonymous June 5, 2017

A Maverick Minute

A space of time lasting 5 minutes to 3 days as told by one of your bro's

"I'll be right back" or "I'll only be a minute"

"Yeah, in a Maverick Minute..."

by O.P.P. September 5, 2015

LA Minute

Like a New York minute but longer (due to traffic, the wide sprawl of LA, and because everyone in LA is laid back)

Sophie: I'll be there in a LA minute (5 minutes to an hour)

by Lilcap May 30, 2016