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Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.
Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..
by pipsqueeky6 August 7, 2012
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Minhee

An awesome,beautiful,intelligent,fun girl who is the bestest friend ever.
Wow, that girl is so freakin' nice and awesome, she has to be a Minhee!
by ahhahaaa(: June 29, 2011
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buffalo minnesota

a gay little shit town, where its the norm to have a stick up your ass, and we all do dip and smoke pot. You can get crack for $20 for 4 people
wow my town is such a buffalo minnesota
by christ.lucifer666 May 11, 2015
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Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.
I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.
by PantyRader November 27, 2012
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Minniepause

An unnatural female trouble, affecting those around forty years of age and older, who, with or without progeny, live and die by The Mouse. This manifests itself in blatant and subtle symptoms, including holding the annual Disney Pass in perpetuity, wearing Disney character costumes and make-up to Disney resorts year round, knowing the names, addresses, zodiac signs and cell phone numbers of all of the Fairies (childless ones only) and their respective talents, dressing as characters from Winnie the Pooh for Halloween regardless of age, overextending the Disney Visa Card just because you like how it looks and working at The Disney Store for the discounts instead of the paycheck.
"You know, I love Disneyland as much as the next person but Monica, with that fat ass in that Tigger costume you're well into Minniepause."
"I've obsessed over finding black market Enchanted Tiki Room fabric so much I think that Minniepause has finally started!"
by the Momur January 9, 2013
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minnie pearl

One who keeps tags on clothing items. Mainly boys who think they are cool by wearing hats but keep all the tags on them!
Minnie pearl a country comedienne on the grand ole opery.she keept tags on her new hats!
by dikkie3207 September 2, 2013
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Minnesota slushie

Minnesotans are often found leaving beverages in their car (on accident of course) in the dead of winter, only to come back at least 30 minutes later and find their beloved beverage has been turned into a slushie containing razor sharp ice chunks.
"Hey Jon, do you remember where I left my Gatorade at?"

"Idk man, maybe you left it in the car."

"Shit! I did leave it in the car, it's forsure going to be a Minnesota slushie!"
by Minnesotapoptart January 28, 2014
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