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Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.
I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.
by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020
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Annoying midget

Small idiotic people who are irrelevant to this world.
An annoying midget roamed the streets looking for someone’s time to waste
by Winston1234 April 17, 2019
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Belgium Midget

In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...
Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!

Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?

Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
by misty mae September 21, 2012
mugGet the Belgium Midgetmug.

rusty midget

A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
Man i fucked this bitch last night and i woke up with a RUSTY MIDGET!!!!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
mugGet the rusty midgetmug.

Midget meter

by Flynn b November 17, 2022
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Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.
Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
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Bridget the midget

Pulling a Bridget the midget is when you stab your boyfriend in the calf with a butter knife. She was arrested for doing so when he cheated on her.
I don't think a bandaid is going to help him. I caught in bed with the neighbor and gave him a real Bridget the Midget.
by Toxoplasmosisrules October 24, 2019
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