Methodist College

Methodist College is a private institution that is located in Fayetteville, NC. The student body primarily consists of extremely disfigured women and alcoholic golfers who drink heavily just to blur the memories of sleeping with them. While students who live on-campus suffer from a strictly enforced "no-alcohol policy", off-campus students at Heather Ridge Apartments enjoy the freedom of vandalizing and littering the complex with Beast Ice cans and King Cobra 40's. The HR residents also like to enjoy late night swimming, sausage fests, and 3 AM trips to Wafflehouse to admire the local crackheads. Even though Methodist College accumulates a ridiculous amount of revenue off tuition (3rd most expensive college in North Carolina), most would fail to recognize where this tuition money is utilized. Surely it isn't all spent on the burnt out "community college level" faculty. The money is obviously spent elsewhere because The Methodist College "Security" Force relies heavily on making money by giving students parking tickets for parking in an inappropriate fashion or driving 1.75 miles over the speed limit. Perhaps the most suitable conclusion for this definition would be the Methodist College Alma Mater. "Methodist College, where the men are men, and the women are too."

drunken PGMers
undesirable women
... and Grant Guinivan

by Bart April 14, 2005

methor

A methor is a dark mutated person from south east asia, who cleans shit for a living.

"yo methor clean up my shit"

by methor man November 6, 2007

Thayer method

Satan's preferred method of torture. Aptly originates from Hell On Earth AKA USMA

(effect of Thayer Method) "So tomorrow I have a test on something we aren't learning until next semester... I hate my life"
or
My GPA is 2.0 (additional effect)

by ThayerDragon May 6, 2010

SWAG method

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

I didn't study for my final exam, so I opted to use the SWAG method, which resulted in an A+.

by scherer13 December 18, 2008

method writer

1.A writer or author who uses a technique of writing in which he/she identifies emotionally with a character in the story and assumes that character's persona in the telling. Novels and stories exhibiting this style are almost always first person. This writing style allows insights into a character's motives, reactions and thoughts that usually can only be inferred from other styles. Author's using this technique may describe the sensation of writing as if they were spiritually channeling the character.

Examples of method writers:
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain
The Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
A View from a Height - J. E. Murphy
Rebecca - Daphne du Maurier
Moby Dick - Herman Melville

by Plongeur September 4, 2011

ribo method

leaving a scientology voicemail on an anonymous's phone to make them think they are not so anonymouse, fair game

dude i totaly pranked john using the ribo method
he totaly thought the scientologists got him

he thought he was fair/failed game

by hyperknuckles September 5, 2009

geylang methodist secondary school

teachers are homophobic and if never do hw or do something bad then phone confiscated for one week. teachers dont give 2 fucks about mental health and all the NA people act so fucking superior when they are just so dumb… a lot of yps and xmms in NA or NT but express is very chill and no drama. school so strict and force us to go to useless programmes and for what? most teachers suck but some are ok ig?

person a: what school are you from?
person b: geylang methodist secondary school and it sucks

by idontgiveanyshit August 22, 2021