Meridan

a charming, intellegent, woman with beauty and class

you, meridan

by xxritaaaxx March 9, 2009

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

'merica

America

Redneck/Hick version.

Fuck dem fags. We live in 'merica! land of the free. Sept for dem rag heads.

by xavier wells December 8, 2010

merman

A sea creature having the head and upper body of a man and the tail of a fish.

"The merman swam through the ocean water with his mermaid friends"

by pow January 21, 2005

Merrimack Valley High School

An inbred breeding ground.

Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!

by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011

Merrimack

Merrimack is a town in Southern NH and it is full of queefs who live in their own little bubble of a town. The guys there think they're so hard and rough because they don't know what the streets are like or how the real world is. The chicks are the same way and usually sluts.

If you disagree you either have not been to Merrimack or you live in Merrimack

Merrimack sucks

by TheTruthMuhfugga January 26, 2010

Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.

by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012