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Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".
"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."
by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009
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thirsty message

A thirsty message is a text message that is followed by a message ,that was not replied to , in hopes to speed up the reply process.
Sarah sent me a message asking if I have plans, then about 5 minutes later she sent me a thirsty message saying the same thing.
by Beefangel August 13, 2017
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pinning messages

A form of ridicule to those who do not think before they speak. Admins and mods often pin messages to embarrass and shame those who accidentally send messages that give misunderstandings mostly to their gender, pp size, and interest in anime characters.
Boy, David sure got it when an admin was pinning messages about him being gay.
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ghost message

A message that sent and then immediately deleted.
Guy 1 and 2: *are involved in a conversation, sometimes with others*
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message
by Vexian Empire November 7, 2020
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Grey messages

Just the worse. If you ever met this guy named, "KYR Productions," this mans get them every single day. Not one day without them stalking him. It's practically become a meme at this point. So, do this. Hide your kids. Hide your wife, and hide discord and every social media app.
Garza: Hey, PJ. Wanna talk?

PJ: Can't. Got Grey messages smh my head.
by Jenoah B. May 10, 2021
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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.
He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.
by loadsamessages January 13, 2023
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phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.
You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!
by fbar December 2, 2010
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