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Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?
by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022
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mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
by iliea968 January 30, 2023
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apology mayonaise

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise
Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise
by X3n7 April 17, 2015
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bed mayo

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!
by tablesauce December 31, 2016
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double mayo

To give a double serving of the white liquid condiment.
That booty looking so tight, I'm gonna give it a double mayo tonight.
by WaiKai March 25, 2017
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Hello Mayed!

A word created by T3 (T3 iOS), used by Barry, vi, (basically everyone), to clown Mayed. Very funny indeed.
Yo Mayed, I got ur ip cam right here. Wanna say something? Hello Mayed! btw
by Barry1601 October 13, 2020
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