National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

marathonger

someone who wears thongs for extended periods of time, for example, up to 24 hours or wears thongs for several weeks or more at a time.

Becky's gynecologist told her to lay off the marathonging because she's getting excessive yeast infections.

by cinematek July 3, 2004

Andrea and Mariah

Two peas in a pod; Remote to the television; Peanut butter and jelly; Spongebob and Patrick

These two lovely ladies are inseparable.

They are as close as girls can get.

(without being called lesbians)

They would do anything for eachother, and love one another to death.

Best bud's and Best friends forever.

Black guy 1: Hey nigga, check dem out. They are looking fine.

Black guy 2: Yo, I know man.. That's "Andrea and Mariah", but we can't get between them.

Black guy 1: Why man?

Black guy 2: Cuz dey stuck to each other like glue.

Black guy 1: Dammmn.

by Justanotherdefinition November 10, 2010

Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 16, 2019

Kissing Marathon

Where a couple give eachother continuous small kisses on the lips. Often used when the couple are trying to say goodbye and it lasts a long time.

Girl: "It's so painful to say goodbye to my boyfriend! We had a kissing marathon till like 4 am on my front porch."

Girl's Friend: "Ew. Shut up before I smack you."

by PinkeySherbet July 12, 2011

Mariah

Mariah: The hottest most amazing girl in the world. Guys try to be with her and it annoys the fuck out of her. She will only be with ONE guy and he has to be pretty DAMN special.

She gives the best pleasure in the world!!! Everybody wants to be here. For real.

She is also the best singer in the world. The end.

Fuck. There's that Mariah girl again. Smell her as she walks by in the hall.

by smoresaregood! February 28, 2009

Mariah Carey

A truly amazing singer/songwriter. I dont know how she hits those notes!

Stupid: Mariah can't sing.
Smart: Dude, step out of denial.
Stupid: you're right. Im just jealous.

by no-lies April 7, 2005