a type of water melon that is actually made of chile this is a refrence to kevin malone from the office
by Whatamidoingimbored June 4, 2021
by Datonekiduknow December 8, 2015
To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
by Baby_Kakes21 February 17, 2019
by Wolfie the titan March 31, 2021
A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny
Don't u love trey malone
by psst water 259 April 10, 2017
A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022