motherfucking snakes

the worst motherfucking things on earth that'll fucking try to kill you on a plane. best defense against them is Samuel L Jackson.

"Enough is ENOUGH! I am tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
-Samuel L Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

by Varun Prabhakar August 20, 2006

Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.

I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".

by Quaoar May 17, 2006

GTA motherfucker!

expresion used when you run someone over. Especially used by Mike Epps.

Mike Epps running over a zombie: GTA motherfucker! Ten points!

by coolio5251 September 22, 2006

high as a motherfucker

1. Mad fuckin high.
2. High as hell

man im high as a motherfucker right now.

by perce April 28, 2006

pineapple motherfucker

Someone who beats sexual partner with a pineapple during sexual intercourse through back door and/or front door.

My ass is so sore from my pineapple motherfucker.

by TittyHop March 8, 2016

motherfucking gentlemen

For instance I saw a nice looking young lady that I was attracted to sexually in the grocery part of Target. And I wanted to put my penis in her vagina, But I didn't tell her, and that my friends is the definition of a mother fuckin' gentlemen

T-pain and Lil Dicky are true motherfucking gentlemen.

by DickheadsObviously February 20, 2017

cheapass motherfucker

Someone who expects everything for free/ a person unwilling to part with money for goods.

Dan was such a 'cheapass motherfucker' he wouldn't pay for the merchandise he received.

by OblongOne September 7, 2016