Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

Mooch

A group of wooks

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.

by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019

Mooch

Collective noun for a group of electricians

Look at this mooch “f$&ken lazy electrician” doing f$&k all.
All the electricians always congregate in a mooch

by Truck mechanic December 2, 2023

Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.

Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.

by QuacksO July 23, 2024

mooch

One who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion

Original Post: *says something funny

Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!

Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS

Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap

by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015

dirty mooch

Someone who is jealous of a friends relationship, goes after him/her and succeeds

I left the party becauseI found my girlfriend with that dirty mooch

by Onlyme4you March 31, 2020