Minnesota Sprinkler

Basically a snow blower. Minnesota children can be found playing in the blown snow during the winter. Much as children from warmer climates can be found playing in a sprinkler on a summer day elsewhere.

I was using the Minnesota Sprinkler to clear the front walk, and the kids had a blast in the blow out.

by CARRG February 15, 2010

Byron, Minnesota

A pretty chill place to live. Byron is full of old people, stoners and average teenagers bored out of their minds. The police in Byron are pretty chill, opposed to Kasson cops, who are dicks.

Lets meet at the ALC parking lot in Byron, Minnesota to get stoned.

by Dethklok1222 October 13, 2008

Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.

"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."

by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007

Minnesota Stirfry

A sex act where a womans vagina is so loose that a man must fit his hand in and masterbate inside her.

Marrya has been around so much, the only way to get off from her is a Minnesota Stirfry.

by MKM Joe March 28, 2007

Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it

Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave

by colefuzz November 14, 2011

feelin' Minnesota

Having exceptional talent, but settling for a disappointing second-best. The term was coined from Soundgarden's "Outshined" which is an apt synonym.

Before the Minnesota Twins won the 1987 World Series, the people of Minnesota had been feelin' Minnesota, enduring presidential election losses by native sons Hubert Humphrey and Walter Mondale, along with four Super Bowl losses by the Vikings and a Stanley Cup loss by the North Stars in 1981.

by Nick Mound January 18, 2008

Minnesota Frostbite

The act of spreading open your partner's vagina and dropping in as many ice cubes as possible. You then proceed to have sexual intercourse packing in the cubes with the tip of your penis until her vaginal walls freeze. For best results, do all of this whilst listening to the song "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner.

Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night. She was totally diggin' the Minnesota frostbite I gave her.

by BoJangleJanges69 April 13, 2014