band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Medicine

A course at university glazed for being prestigious becuase it will lead to you to being a doctor, who can help save lives.
The competition is very rigorous and u have to do the UCAT exam, between year 12 and year 13 which is lowkey quite hard.
A big misconception is that u need very good GCSES but each medical university is very different.
Also another misconception is that u need a very good UCAT, again each medical uni is different and it’s important to apply strategically.
Plus get ready for interview, that’ll decide whether or not you’ll get the offer

Me: I want to do medicine so badly.
Some guy: Well get ready for the UCAT bro, u gotta lock in

by Ogfazeguy September 20, 2025

medicine you digest so well lately

an anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: stop interrupting. I don't like that medicine you digest so well lately. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to be such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

pain medicine

This is a Sexual Term used to imply sexual activity. Mostly used to indicate a Woman/ Man's need to suck a dick.

Do you want some pain medicine for your problems baby?

by pendonomia February 26, 2022

the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 14, 2012

Medicine ads

an ad for medicine that has a supposedly "happy ending"

There are a lot of memes on Medicine ads.

Medicine ads are commonly found on youtube.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025