by keiramalfoy January 1, 2021
Get the Draco malfoymug. by dracomalfoyissexy January 3, 2021
Get the Draco Malfoymug. by BIGT1TTY May 13, 2021
Get the Malfoymug. huge obsession on harry potter. like just tell him u like him!
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.
"wonderful harry potter, with his broomstick and his scar"
-Draco
revealed by lucius malfoy that draco has been saying that for a dozen times.
exhibit A: draco malfoy climbs up a tree and waits for harry to go outside. just for harry.
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him
exhibit B: draco does that whole choreography with his gang at hagrid's class (poa)
exhibit C: would risk getting detention and getting dressed as a dementor to torment harry. like, no bully would work THAT hard but go off i guess
exhibit D: wanted to be friends with him and probably squealed when someone said harry was on the train, and probably wailed when harry rejected him
by batwithdicks December 31, 2020
Get the Draco Malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is a dangerously unattractive character in the movie series Harry Potter.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Most people who look at him never get to see the light of day again.
Person 1: omg omg draco malfoy is so hot
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
Person 2: ik I saw him in my vagina the other day
Person 1: lucky!
Person 2: i mistaked my discharge as him
by grungehippie December 1, 2021
Get the draco malfoymug. Draco Malfoy is actually a very bad character. Most people only love him because he’s hot, like yeah Tom Felton is hot but Draco isn’t. He’s kind of an asshole. He was forced to be a death eater but like no one cares cuz I also have daddy issues but I don’t see no one simping for me. He also said it would be fun to see Hermione Granger get sexually assaulted
“Hey, I just said that it would be fun to see someone get sexually assaulted because my father doesn’t love me”
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
“That is so Draco Malfoy of you
by the official wasp April 10, 2023
Get the Draco Malfoymug. Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.
by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023
Get the Assface Malfoymug.