Linkedinpoop

a self proclaimed expert that obsessively shares and posts opinion on linked in posts for recognition and notoriety

who is this guy kevin responding to all the fortune 500 posts? He is such a linkedinpoop

by jeffeblanco November 27, 2024

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lined

When a number is "raised" to the power of 1.

Five lined equals five.

by Definitively Cool January 16, 2024

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Linkedfluencer Postasturbation

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..

Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.

by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025

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LinkedIndian

A term referring to unemployed Indian programmers who are known to populate Tech Twitter with undesired engagement bait in an attempt to cope with the current job market.

Does he know that posting "Next.js or React?" on Twitter won't get him a job?
Shhh.. he's a LinkedIndian.

by aPaidPersonToScreamAtComputers April 29, 2025

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Lined

When you get set up to let your guard down and get robbed, usually by a girl who fakes interest in you so that you stay in one spot and she can give your location to whoever wants to harm you.

Marc: I heard Bennett got lined by Alicia, they kicked down his door and ran his pockets!
Bennett: Alicia lined me, I can never trust a thot ever again.

by GoodCivilian June 12, 2025

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