chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".

ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?

by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013

a liar and a scoundrel

When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.

Will: Your girlfriends a slag!

Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!


Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.

Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!

by curlyfries94 March 27, 2009

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 21, 2007

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Sacrificial Liar

A sacrificial liar is a person who is in love with being guilty and acts as such despite being innocent, only to clear their name when they are actually guilty because everyone is used to them acting the way that they do

They “sacrifice” their innocence in the begging of whatever they may want to lie about

Sometimes it is unintentional, however it has been found that some do enjoy controlling how they fool deceive others

Sacrificial liars are mostly abundant in games where deception is crucial

“It can’t be hero! He always acts like this!!”
“Are you sure? Because hero is a sacrificial liar.”

by Tired Batata November 18, 2020

Liar's Touch

Describes an individual who makes up outlandish lies for attention and/or clout. People inflicted with the Liar's Touch may deny all evidence discrediting their lies and will get angry when confronted. Symptoms include; vague statements, sobbing for sympathy during a general conversation, and bringing up their fake problems on a daily basis.

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with the Liar's Touch, you may be entitled to compensation.

Person 1: "Nick told me his friend moved to New Zealand and died from AIDS!"
Person 2: "No he didn't. Nick has the Liar's Touch."

by Rayae February 9, 2021

Fractal Liar

A person who lies from the gate, about everything and anything, often for no useful reason, in any and all directions.. Yes like the Orange Buffoon currently terrorizing this Fascist Republic.

It did not take long to realize that the new CFO was a Fractal Liar.

by WRivers December 25, 2018